compassionism

The practice of compassion on all living things.

Franciscans are firm believers in compassionism.`

by Al Chort October 7, 2010

compulsive liar

Someone who lies so much that they believe themselves.

"Mr. Garratt is a compulsive liar. He'll tell you one thing one day and contradict himself a week later.

by jitterballs February 13, 2006

compassionate conservatism

"Compassionate conservatism" is when a conservative gives you a reach around while fucking you up the ass and stealing all your money to give to his friends in big business.

If you're gonna inflict "compassionate conservatism" on us George, be sure to use some lube.

by Jay Naylor July 11, 2006

post-micturition convulsion syndrome

That involuntary crazy-go-nuts wiggle dance that you get sometimes after you pee. Check out the sciencey stuff on Wikipedia.

Also known as a peegasm or pee shivers.

Buddy 1: Hey, Buddy 2, this morning I had to take a huge leak and I totally got post-micturition convulsion syndrome afterwards.

Buddy 2: Alright, Buddy 1! I totally got post-micturition convulsion syndrome this morning too! High-five!

Buddy 1: I guess this makes us post-micturition convulsion syndrome pals!

Both: HA HA HA HA!!!111ExclamationpointOnezorz

by I love to piss December 29, 2007

compassionate conservative

A conservative who wants to get more votes from liberals. Read: oxymoron.

No examples, none exist.

by liberal July 23, 2003

Compersion

"Compersion" is the secondhand feeling of happiness you get when you see someone else happy.

I feel compersion when I see a toddler happy; I don't know if I love her, but I do indeed feel compersion for her.

by Cheeku Naman April 4, 2019

compassionate conservative

The phrase used by George Bush during his campagin to show his more affectionate side. It's like a redneck shooting cans with a paintball gun rather than a rifle to be more affection. To get a better understanding read the story of the lions:

One day, one lion said to another "compassionate predator...i like it"

Compassionate conservative- Americans are hopeful that in Bush's second term, the compassionate side will kick in.

by Bubba207 September 29, 2005