Compete in the African-American high-dive competition

Another way to say "take a poop."

"Could you hold on just a second? I have to go compete in the African-American high-dive competition."

by Jeff Hyde October 19, 2005

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Spitroast Competition

When you get spitroasted by two men and then they switch places so you suck the shit from your ass off of his dick. Then, when they are about to cum, they pull out and masturbate and see who can last longest. Once someone loses, they have to swap places with you and you keep doing that cycle over and over again until someone quits.

Guy 1: Hey, you wanna try a Spitroast Competition?
Guy 2: Hell no man! That's gay as hell!
Guy 3: Please? I'm desperate!

by ToofTu March 7, 2024

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Are you giving any competitive exams this year?

Used to change the topic of discussion very subtly

Gf: How tf can you cheat on me with my own father??!!!
Me: Are you giving any competitive exams this year?
Gf: No

by Sweet lassi March 29, 2024

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Dabo Competition

Somebody more chopped than Dabo himself

Bro, you can't call me chopped you're literally Dabo competition 💀

by anonymous July 13, 2025

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Spacking Competition

Almost the same to the Spack Attack, apart from the fact that this time there are at least 2 or more people participating in the Spack Attack, hence it being a compeition.

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Spack No.1 and No.2 *Spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack* - through the Xbox Mic hearable to an entire Youtube live stream

Nitrix Warlord (GTA Livestream Youtuber): "Yo I don't know who's doing the spacking competition bro. but uhm..."

by Jack Spank9049 June 30, 2023

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