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Columbia Hype 

The area surrounding 14th and Irving Streets NW in Washington, DC, around the Columbia Heights Metro station. Big business development in this neighborhood has resulted in a dramatic transformation similar to that of nearby, suburban "Silver Sprung." Also known as Columbia Bites, Columbia Whites, Columbia Heightened, and Columbia.
A: "Where is there a Cinnabon around here?"
B: "In Columbia Hype."

A: "I need an extension cord, but I just moved to DC and my local hardware store feels so unfamiliar."
B: "Just go to Columbia Hype. Their Target or Best Buy will feel just like the one back home."
Columbia Hype by Magda Nakassis April 26, 2008

The Combine 

Farming Vehicles that have taken over the earth in 7 hours.
I got ran over by the combine.
The Combine by Robert Bumaro March 23, 2019

Omaha combine 

The act of inserting an ear of corn (husk and all) into the anus of a willing sexual partner. You then donkey punch the individual and simultaneously rip the ear of corn out. If performed correctly, you should be left with a corn cob.
I gave that ho an Omaha combine because my John Deere broke down.
Omaha combine by emcdmc August 18, 2016

Columbian Lip Smacker 

The act of taking a shit in a girl's mouth, then proceeding to receive a blowjob from said girl.
Yo Carla gave me a Columbian Lip Smacker last night and let me tell you it was kinkyyyy.

columbian unicorn 

The act of doing a line of coke off a rock hard boner. Female or male, whoever keeps you rock hard like a unicorn.
Hey Pat, you'll never guess who finished off my kilo doing a columbian unicorn. Your Mom.
columbian unicorn by OTPHJ1 March 11, 2014

west columbia high school

West columbia high school is full of wanna be Ghetto rednecks