refering to all males that are incredibly fat annoying and repulsive that no one likes. they are the scum of the earth and should be erradicated. commonly their faces a plauged with acne and the remains of their last meal due to their poor hygien and 3rd grade table manners. they play themselves off as cool but in reality they are nothing more than incompitant and very insecure.They are also equipt with a small penis comparable to a 7 year old and balls like a squirrel. they will undobtetly die loney in a cave with a large empty bottle of hand cream and chafing on both hands.
by pisspants1 October 20, 2008
Get the colton mug. Someone who is absolute scum. A racist, over-privileged fucker who has never worked a day in his life and yet judges others for working hard to make a living.
Also, they think they are very clever, and yet makes incredibly stupid decisions based on personal feelings.
All in all, a fuckwit.
Also, they think they are very clever, and yet makes incredibly stupid decisions based on personal feelings.
All in all, a fuckwit.
by Macka7 June 17, 2012
Get the Coltonmug. this guy is a pussy plays the victim card way too much, he's acts like he's better and smarter than you and will get mad at any inconvenience possible, even if he's wrong in his world he's right, most of the time he'll say one thing to you and then immediately go and say something different behind your back. Avoid all contact if possible.
by Assmuncher6666 July 25, 2017
Get the Coltonmug. The dumbest person known to man, being the most unpopular kid in any school, always having a lack of friends. Thinks he is cool.....WRONG!
Here’s an example
Colton: Hi, i’m Colton.
Random Person: Cool! Tell someone as ugly as yourself and maybe they’ll care.
Colton: 😢😢😢
Colton: Hi, i’m Colton.
Random Person: Cool! Tell someone as ugly as yourself and maybe they’ll care.
Colton: 😢😢😢
by Known-to-be-a-NERD November 21, 2018
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