dirty colombian

When you snort Cocaine out of your girlfriend's asshole.

Yo bro, Sarah just let me do a Dirty Colombian to her. It was amazing!

by Nasty Manager September 12, 2018

Colombian spanking

The punishment performed by Colombian parents where upon coffee is spilled upon a body part of a child.

Person A: "My parents gave me a Colombian spanking the other day and it still burns my heart."
Person B: "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayuuuummmmm!"

by TheDWare April 25, 2017

Colombian wristwatch

The cartel slits your wrist then cuts your dick off and sticks it in your wrist.

The Colombians offered Mike Mike a deal, he could have a Colombian necktie or he could have a Colombian wristwatch. Mike Mike begged for the Columbian necktie but they gave him a Colombian wristwatch instead.

by Solid Mantis August 15, 2017

Colombian Manicure

When an enraged, STD ridden prostitute bites your finger off in a filthy Colombian brothel.

Frank got a Colombian Manicure. They call him Frankie Four Fingers now.

by Bwahahahahah January 16, 2018

colombian purse

Vagine - a discreet location where you can store and transport illegal substance and/or cash.

John: "I don't know how to sneak this bag of coke in"
Jane: "Don't worry - I'll bring it with me in my Colombian purse."

by Barbara Millicent Roberts June 13, 2018

Colombian Popcorn

Popcorn that has been cummed on instead of buttered. Typically eaten by couples after sex, during a romantic movie

Lets make some Colombian popcorn then Netflix and chill

by peachplucker November 20, 2019

Colombian Brown

The act of snorting cocaine off someone’s asshole.

“Last night Sally and I took turns snorting that Colombian Brown.”

by diethyltoluamide lover February 4, 2021