Post-Collision Nut

The rarely documented occurrence of ejaculation in males after being involved in a car collision.

Person 1- I heard Johnny had a post-collision nut after he wrecked.

Person 2- Does that actually happen?

by Comjohnmarston January 16, 2017

dick and pussy collisions

The act of having rough sex with the knowledge of both parties.

I picked up a skank at the bar last night and she told me how she loved dick and pussy collisions

by Pocket Change November 18, 2011

Pre-collision Dance

The dance that numerous (usually two oncoming) people do in a desperate attempt to avoid collision with one another.

Usually involves several direction changes from left to right. Often, the dance partners will actually collide with one another or simply stop and stare at each other, until a decision is made.

Due to the irritation of the Pre-Collision Dance and the resulting death or severe injuries, I hereby instate the North American "keep to the right" standard of transit organization to apply to pedestrians as well!

by FUGGYEW July 20, 2009

rear collision whiplash

While getting a woman from behind with a pony tail, pulling the ponytail and thus her head back until ejaculation then abruptly letting go sending her head forward into a wall or headboard.

"dude, I have to go visit brittany in the hospital, I was nailin' her last night and I gave her a rear collision whiplash into the heard board, broke her nose, and gave her a concussion!!"

by Shawn Barth October 15, 2008

Double-Decker Kowabonga Turtle Wax Collision

It is a way of a guy saying he is going to have rawdonkulus intercourse with the opposite gender and not perform any dirty tricks such as a phantom or ice dragon. Its is derived from The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(Kowabonga which is awesome) and the drill company Double Decker add it with the word collision(intercourse) and turtle wax(symbolizes wetness. words that are ordinary alone but together mean something totally different

guy1: Some fine as chick is looking for a supafly jimmy snooker. Anyone kno who she is?
guy2: Ask dat chick if she wants a Double-Decker Kowabonga Turtle Wax Collision in her ass?

by TheKidJeff November 11, 2006

Collie

She's a one hot ass lady. She's picky, slim and healthy. She got gorgeous eyes, hair and body. Girls "die" of jealousy to be her and guys "die" to have her. Shes feisty, outrageous, attractive and very +18 content sexual. Shes into everything. She wants what she wants, she deserves what she deserves and no one can tell her no and bugging her way. She was the talk of the city, school and pretty much everywhere she steps foot in. You need a girl like Collie in your life. Shes honestly the most trust worthy person in the universe. Step to have a healthy&happy life is to get a Collie!! Goodluck.

Your friends: Have you seen her?
Me: Who?
You friends: That hot jucier girl, Collie!!!
Me: N-
Collie walks past
Your friends&Me: Dayyummmmmm *heart throbs*

by Collie's all time crush November 17, 2020

Collie

The ship name of two amazing people that are named Mollie and Cale. The girl is as beautiful as Tom Holland, kind, sweet, funny, and GORGEOUS<3

The boy is exceptional.

This ship name is ABSOLUTELY PERFECT and MALE is still good to but I mean Collie is just MWAH CHEFS KISS

Person 1: What's Collie
Person 2: Mollie and Cale's ship name
Person 1: It's so cute

by Empress Edna Chloe Linda Brunh June 4, 2022