Clockelganger

The feeling when someone is astonished apon learning that the time is much earlier or later then they had thought.

Me: What time is it?
Them: 10pm
Me: wow what a clockelganger, I thought it was more like 6pm

by Cutyamulletitsshit November 26, 2016

chocken tonders

A special kind of tender only found at the bottom of the deepfrier of fried chicken. Usally looks like a wrinkled dildo.

Bro, chocken tonders taste like 2 day old breast milk, not saying I know what that taste like...

by TheSpeedArtMaster2006 November 14, 2019

clockery

cockery but with a clock

man i could really use some clockery right now

by Ronald - Sus Remix November 28, 2021

Clocker

Anyone who observes another’s activities. Usually with time involved.

He’s a clocker. He followed her for a week to learn her routines.

by Rbuteo September 12, 2022

CLOCKING OUT MENTALLY

When you are mentally and physically drained, to where you can’t be by people because you feel so overwhelmed. Clocking out mentally is a phrase to let people know you’re almost done with everything life etc.

“I’m clocking out mentally today, I’m not feeling it today”

by Milfsvoid March 9, 2023

Alarm Clocked

When a man puts his penis between a woman's breasts then moves it back and forth like the hammer between the bells on an old fashioned alarm clock.

Brenda's boobes were so big that she needed to have them alarm clocked.

by Little_White_Dragon January 18, 2013

can clocker

A homeless man who’s occupation is servicing men in exchange for their empty beverages cans. ( Preferably works in states or provinces with bottle deposit.)

Yo Lets take all your empties to the can clocker down the block.
Hell yeah ive been collecting my cans all week!

by The_real_can_clocker September 3, 2021