CJ

CJ is a guy that insists on spelling "C.J." in all caps without periods or spaces.
Everyone claims they totally get him yet none describe him consistently nor 100% accurately. He's very outgoing. Like a mirror people see themselves in him but rarely see him. People creep him out when they tell him he "looks like Jesus!" He's usually very kind though he does hate injustice and can get adamant about right vs wrong. A lifelong friend even after people move on or desert him he never stops caring and wishing them the best.

College girl: Wow Jonas must have so many girlfriends! Could I be one??
Guy's bestfriend: He's actually in a committed relationship. Don't misread his kindness. You obviously don't know him. But then Josh is a CJ.

by DeiGoiCah November 30, 2018

CJ

Short for carl johnson. cj is a gangster and nobody wants to fuck with him. but for some reason he just cant follow the damn train

big smoke: all we had to do was follow the damn train,cj!
Cj: *pow pow*

by mousemaster23 February 29, 2020

CJ

Some black nigga that couldn’t follow that damn train

All we had to do is follow that damn train, CJ!

by Some1 @ the internet December 21, 2019

Cj

Cj means a charming boy in Philippines, Sorsogon City. It defines cuteness of a boy/man.

"Cj is so cute and charming"
"Hyunjin looks like cj"

by your admirer cj ramos December 26, 2020

CJ

A fucking thug ass niga at B-CC. also a wanksta.

Yo check that six-fo.... Oh thas tha niga CJ.

by Shit Face June 1, 2003

CJ

A cool guy that is really quiet but loud and maybe too loud around his friends but he is usually sad but happy at the same time but really only shows his sadness CJ is a nice person to have in your life because they will talk to you when you need it and won’t give up until you tell him what’s wrong and once you do he will always try to help CJ loves to give out to people usually girls he is short but a great boyfriend

Wow there is CJ he is so great

by THE_godog September 13, 2018

CJ

Male masterbation between the butt-cheeks of another, where the penis does not penetrate but simply slides between the cheeks. Much related to "tit-fucking".

Bro, she gave me the best CJ of my life.

by bagashit September 16, 2009