Chipmunkman

A fucking idiot. Takes it up the ass.

Stop acting like a chipmunkman you goddamn kids!

by n/a October 31, 2003

chipmunk

when a girl takes your balls and tucks them into her cheeks, causing her to resemble a chipmunk

Will: Man, last night, Allie took my nuts and tucked them in her cheeks!

Brian: Shit man, you got chipmunked!

by Kfcforme15 June 20, 2011

chipmunk

Fatty with high-pitched voice who frequently gets beat up badly by younger girls, likes to pretend hes smart and rub it in your face, babied by his mom and treated like a 3-year-old.
Tattle-tale who tells his mommy when ever someone is doing something "bad" and has his mommy pick him up. Weak loser with no friends.

"I just beat up that chipmunk, i made him cry"

by ekirtissitrike November 11, 2008

Chipmunk Cheeks

Nickname for John McCain, Republican senator from Arizona and 2008 presidential candidate.

Old Chipmunk Cheeks just came out with a new Obama-bashing commercial that only makes him appear to be even more lame than he already is.

by phxphun1 August 30, 2008

chipmunk it

What directors say when they have a bad script, but want to make 10 year olds go wild with excitement, a tactic made famous by Alvin and the Chipmunks and the youtube user Fred (coincidentally both are horrible). All you need to do is alter the pitch, and bingo!

"Sorry Fred, but your video just isn't funny."
"No problem, I'll just chipmunk it and 10 year olds all over the world will watch it."
"Brilliant! This will be hilarious!"

by niggerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr September 29, 2009

chipmunk

When a guys pants are hiked up severely in the front, so badly that it presses his nuts out to each side, therefore creating the look of a chipmunk with it's cheeks full.

Aw man, after riding the mechanical bull I had a SERIOUS chipmunk going on!!

by Barrell January 10, 2008

Chipmunk

To stab a girl's crotch violently with your penis.
It must go all the way into the crotch for it to be a "chipmunk"

Todd: "Dude, I chipmunked Vanessa last night!"
Ian: "Big f*****g deal, I chipmunked YO MOMMA 2 MIN AGO!

by YeMaj 44 June 2, 2008