cheese

1 : Smegma that collects around the head of an unwashed male genitalia.

2 : Something tacky but unashamedly cheerful and bouncy.

3 : What you say to get the little bastards to smile for their primary school photos.

1 : David really needs to shower more. He's got more cheese in his pants than a deli counter.

2 : Steps made music that was cheese.

3 : Say cheese!!!

by Kinkystudent September 6, 2005

cheese

why the FUCK did you search cheese

GOD: HEY BRUH got any cheese

by spyderx December 19, 2019

cheese

A. THE FOOD: You know, like that stuff you eat. Made from milk, it's dairy. Usually yellow or white. Tastes real good. "Cheese" in this fashion is used the most.

B. THE CASH: the word cheese is also used to mean money, cash, dollars, and change; that sort of thing. This version of "cheese" is moderately used.

C. THE...: "Cheese" can sometimes mean a sweaty or unclean penis. It can also mean people having sex. These meanings are used the least.

A. Yum! This cheese tastes really good! Yum in my tum!

B. I needed fuck load of cheese to get me out of that situation!

C. So, I hear you and kate made cheese last night? True?

by Miles Davis December 28, 2005

Cheese

A character on fosters home of imaginary friends. He likes chocolate milk and cereal.

Cheese is my fucking hero

by Holly Matronic May 4, 2007

Cheese

I hate getting political and shit but wtf is

CHEESE

by Fat cunt the 1st August 23, 2020

cheese

dick cheese , smegma , extremely tasty delicacy that pairs well with a delightful sarnie

u got any dick cheese?
u got a sarnie?
yh bruv , share?
corse man lemme check ur dick

by dick cheese guru February 1, 2021

cheese

cheese means something or someone is good/great and is cheesed/ cheese
like another word "goat" or "the goat" cheese is just like that but a nit under like 2nd place due to cheese not living up to "the goat"

"yo this is cheese, good job"

by GBlackcatUD January 19, 2023