caught jacking off

When you doing your daily jerk at night and your mom or dad walks in and catches ya.

Jake: (slap) (slap) (SLAP)

Dad: Hey son, could I....What the F**k !!?!!!!!

by x9 May 13, 2005

caught up

1) Stuck on sumbody so much that u can't get off they jock

2)the Usher song that they play all the damn time

1)Johnathan and Patricia are so caught up. They always up under the other one.

2)I heard caught up on the radio for the 85th millionth time

by Lala and KK February 23, 2005

Tit caught in the ringer

Any situation,activity or behaviour that is exposed when wished not to be.---from the old days when washing machines did have ringers and getting you tit caught in it was a possibility!

She thought she would cheet on the test, but she got her tit caught in the ringer!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

Caught Cheating with Mary Jane

Smoking Marijuana after your anti-pot girlfriend or wife etc tells you to stop.

Guy: Hey, you wanna toke up this friday?

Guy2: Nah man, Last time my wife showed up and I got Caught Cheating with Mary Jane

by Respire13 May 9, 2011

I Caught Fire

I feeling you have when you have sex with the person you love

Seemed to stop my breath
My head on your chest
Waiting to cave in
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In your eyes like my first time
That I caught fire, just stay with me
Lay with me
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Lyrics come from the song I Caught Fire by The Used

by retardobot July 11, 2007

caught a mood

1. To experience a feeling of sadness, anger, or general upset

2. When you feel strange for some reason

1. Dang, Eli was really mad yesterday. Ig he just caught a mood.

2. Thinking about her makes me catch a mood.

by squong February 28, 2022

Fish caught in the net

When a man/men cum on the a girl and it runs down them till it hits their pewbs ,where it gets 'caught'

Guy on phone to his friend "That cheeky shesh i had lastnight was good, everything went perfectly, even got my 'Fish caught in the net' and i bet the slag won't even was them out.

by SpookyBoi November 25, 2019