caucwhore

A filthy, STD infested "Asian" whore who loves whites. Usually low class, self-hating slut.

Nearly 99% of them are hideous. They worship whites and dream of assimilating into white society.

Hey Bob, do you see that nice Asian girl over there?

What the fuck? No, she's a caucwhore. They aren't really human.

by Great Truth Speaker October 25, 2009

Caucasianaphobic

A mudshark with implants and a CD rack full of Jay-Z and Beyonce.

Since when did Betsy get the phobia?

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

Caucacity

Having the utter boldness and unbridled audacity of an melanin lacking individual to say or participate in activities viewed as irrational, dangerous, or obscure to most other demographics.

The Caucacity of her to bring potato salad with raisins to the cookout .

by Daily Newz January 19, 2023

Caucasity

The audacity of a Caucasian person. Typically said after a white person has done something stereotypical to their race.

"He blamed me for the robbery... the caucasity."

by factcurate January 30, 2021

caucasianitis

Caucasianitis is also known as The White People Disease, Inflammation of the Caucasian,Being White, The White guy/chick, Whitey, cracker, or Being Caucasian.

This disease inflicts approximately 65% of people in the United States, and approximately one billion people across the world. No one knows the origins of Caucasianitis, just that it started somewhere in Europe back in 4004 BC

The Symptoms of Caucasianitis are...
-Pale skin that easily burns
-Round eyes
-Lack of rhythm

-Inability to dance

-Inability to jump high
-General disadvantage at sports
-Enjoying nascar
-Drinking beer excessively

-Facebooking way too much.
-Fondness for Daughtry, bland food and starbucks
-Constant need to say things like 'all righty!' and 'no biggie!'
-Deliberately becoming overly intoxicated resulting in vomiting and/or forgetting the event the next day
-Drive volvo stations wagons
-eats at picnics

-eats sun chips
-Picking their own Fruit
-Liking Conan O’Brien
-Getting stupid/ironic tattoos.

"Jerome, what you doin' watchin' NASCAR?"
"I enjoy it."
"Oh gurl. You got that white-people disease, Caucasianitis."
"All righty, please pass me the Sun Chips."

by THE_AE May 23, 2010

caucasian waterfall

When your girl is taking a piss and you piss between her legs at the same time.

"I gotta go pee," said Jaquinta
"Shit, so do I," said Desean.
"Together?" Jaquinta inquired.
"You mean a Caucasian Waterfall?? Hell Yea!" DeSean replied.

by Whittal Man January 19, 2010

Caucasia-vision

To see through the eyes of a caucasian. In a caucasian point of view.

(as used in "Undercover Brother") A device used to show all things primarily white to one of black ethnicity.

Tyrique: Did you hear? Jamal went to a nascar party last night.
Will: How'd it go?
Tyrique: He had fun!
Will: He must have caucasia-vision.

by theTERM-INATORcre March 6, 2010