Carson

Carson is the single greatest person you will ever meet in your life. She's pretty, smart, funny, happiest person to be around. When she walks into the room you can't help but smile. She makes your day even without saying anything. She helps you through the toughest of time, she will always be there for you. Don't let her down or you'll surely regret it.
Carson the greatest friend someone can have
by Jackm816 February 21, 2019
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Whoever wrote #2, God bless you. We should meet, as it's all true :) Whoever wrote #5, it's hysterical. There's some truth in #6 as well. Pretty good description actually.

Carson is a name that's always been pretty unique. Recently it's become more popular, ala Carsons Daily and Palmer. It's a name of Western origin primarily, made famous by Kit Carson, the early American Western scout.

Growing up with the name is said to be trying, as kids are cruel and will make fun of anything out of the ordinary. Maybe not so much today as back in the day. Many Carsons have no doubt wished they were Garys or Bills or Steves at one time or other so they could stay off the radar of petulent pricks bent on making their prepubescent lives miserable.

Of course, the name is maleable as well, transforming into lots of meaningless monickers that get old very fast. Simply substitute any vehicle for "Car" and the list is endless. Additionally, spelling it for someone on the other end of the phone is far more difficult far more often than one would think. Most people want to put an L in it and turn it into Carlson. Or they take the C for P and suddenly you're man of the cloth. Still, it gets compliments and folks seem to like it.
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by OCXRIDER May 05, 2010
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A gay fuck who likes to stick crackers to the ceiling with his ejaculatory fluids. He also likes to fantasize about his teachers when cleaning his trumpet.
Look out ms.teacher! Carson is coming your way.
by Quichalishious69 February 02, 2020
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The best name out there for a girl! Carson's are beautiful, intelligent, very introverted and shy but once you get to know her she is very silly and playful. You will never forget a Carson... you will wish you used your chances to talk to her years later. Talk to a Carson, she will steal your heart. (Normally tall)
Guy: "That girl is so beautiful, I want to talk to her!"
Guy 2: "That's a Carson, be nice to her!"
by cwute April 07, 2016
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An amazing guy with brown eyes. He is hot af and has amazing hair. But don’t touch his hair or he will get mad. If you happen to meet a carson then u just met the perfect guy ever. He lies sometimes but the good out weighs the bad. He has really good choice in friends but sometimes he hangs with the wrong friend group.
by Mr. Bright December 14, 2017
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A Carson is a smexy adorable little baby. He is the cutest thing a person could ever have in their life. Breaking up with a Carson is like hitting your self with a metal baseball bat. Carson is a tiny little creature that can be a butthole some times but most of the time he is adorable. Carson is addicted to video games and will ditch you for it.
friend: Omg is that Carson?
you: He is my future husband
friend: No mine!!
you: Eat my ass, he's mine!
by chikennoodlesoup March 01, 2020
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Someone who owns a fake ID. He likes to play roblox. And he lives up a hole. Your dad's hole. He identifies as a guy. He CAN be cute. BUT, He's a dick. Definition of dick : a happy person. :) He can be a pervert but it's funny. LOL
SHIT CARSON DUG UP MY DAD's BUTT? HOLE AGAIN!
by KISSMYASSBITCHES September 02, 2018
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