Carlos

Carlos is an amazing tall skinny big dick with abs. Every girl would kill for him. Carlos has nice curly hair and bright smile.
Carlos
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Carlos

An overweight man whose head is shaped like an egg.
Chef: HEY KID WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY PAN
Carlos: You tried cooking me!
Chef: Sorry kid, you look like an egg.
by YourYM January 25, 2022
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Carlo

He is the best player at Mario Kart, always #1, just that he is too afraid to beat his friends because he cherishes the friendship more than a game. Plus, he is a decent guy.
"Woah Carlo is last place? He must have did it for us cus he realizes that if he wins he knows that we will feel bad. Everyone needs a Carlo in their life."
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A nigga with a lot of drip, and bitches. Will usually attract women that have names starting with 'C' and 'A.' However, behind all this, a Carlo will usually want to become highly successful in life, and will usually be a hard worker.
Is Carlo going out with Chrissy again?
Guess so.
Wasn't he just with Addy?
Yup.
What a shame. I hope he learns better in college.
by deltacobell February 16, 2021
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Carlo

He is the sexiest man of earth and claps cheeks every night
Carlo is soooo hot
by Hot sexy man named Roberto November 20, 2020
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Carlo

Carlo in italian; charles in english, just perfect. Sounds like the protagonist character of a movie that leaves your dick hard wishing you could be like him.
Have you watched Rush? Well he is James Hunt, thats carlo
Omg look there comes Carlo!
Hey! You better kneel before king charles!
Charles
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Carlo is the definition of narcissistic which most of his ex girlfriend would agree with… he also likes to buy all his girlfriends dogs because he doesn’t understand they are a life time commitment… since he can’t commit to anything properly himself except for his own tattoos … he’s a very good tattoo artist and he even somehow manages to convince all his girlfriends to tattoo his name across their vaginas ( I don’t know how, he must be very good bed) …he is however an amazing DJ but wastes his talents occupying his mind with females and love triangles , these carlo’s usually have a very strong foot fetish only for under size 3’s , he is also a very good hugger and good friend to those he actually cares for … and on the odd occasion loves the white stuff and a good party.
‘Such a Carlo move that’

‘She’s obviously been Carlo’d ‘

‘Carlo would love those feet
by Footie fan November 24, 2021
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