Carlos

yo dawg i just found my chicks carlos.. nasty..
by bob March 17, 2005
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Carlos

a verb meaning, to pursue other guys girlfriends or wives. also called a bacon bandit.
From Mexico City, DF, Carlos Anorve aka The Macho Latin Lover, whose greatest claim was that he never slept with the same woman twice. Always tried to sleep with his friend's women.
Hey, don't Carlos that chick. That's Andrew's girlfriend, Joni.
by SCRhollywood February 03, 2010
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The hottest guy on this earth
“Carlos ? Oh yea that boy I’d suck him dry
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A fucking legend of a man, some say he is God himself who has come down for a visit
Person 1: Who brought this?

Person 2: Carlos did

Person 1: Fucking legend
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Carlos is a straight 12 year old man. He has a jacking juice jar under his bed and he plays Roblox unironicaly. Honestly, I wish I could be as cool as that guy. He really is a god. He's a chronic masterbater but it's okay. We except him anyway.
Carlos' has never been so spooked. His mother found his jar of semen under his bed. Oh no. He already knows his mother is going to tell the people in her book club tomorrow. Carlos is only 12 but his quality of life is falling rapidly. Poor Carlos.
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Achiever of the highest level in Wizard Sticks.. Supreme commander of rules and regulations.. bearer of the Hurricane Curse
Zach: I'm one level closer to Carlo status

Scott: It doesn't count if you cheat!
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A guy who wears very tight shirts
damn dude can you breath in that shirt, don't tell me your a carlos now
by beckham28 April 05, 2011
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