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Cardboard Box

When a woman is surrounded by six tanned men who orient themselves into the shape of a box.
"Dude, Karen's such a slut, she got cardboard boxed last night!"

"We need five more guys to Cardboard Box Cindy Lou Who."

"One of Jesus Christ's More controversial miracles is when he duplicated himself into six copies of himself and Cardboard Boxed Mary Magdalene"
by Richard Johnson Jr. March 6, 2010
mugGet the Cardboard Boxmug.

lemon cardboard

to dry hump a cardboard box with lemon juice on your balls and lemons in the box
by Dry lemon Cardboard February 10, 2023
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Ava Cardboard

Full on sex machine, knows all the words to Wap. Funniest girl you could ever meet. Very attractive. Fattest ass you will ever see. Very nice tatas. Deep ass belly button highkey. Would. Jewish.
Omg is that Anne Frank... NO you stupid Idiot thats Ava Cardboard
by Princess Beyonce May 5, 2023
mugGet the Ava Cardboardmug.

cardboard whore

A prostitute that caters exclusively to homeless people. Normally used as an insult for a nasty women but can Be used for nasty men.
by KuBandit March 17, 2017
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cardboard bill

Small dick, ugly, tries to steal hot guys girls.
by Mr.fricked ur bitch April 10, 2017
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ditch the cardboard

Adj., the act of contractors or apprentices taking turns building cardboard restroom stalls from all the scrap shipping boxes, cutting out a glory hole in them, then being quite the gentlemen and allowing each other a turn while trading spots inside and out. Ditching the cardboard, to ditch the cardboard, going to ditch some cardboard.
Contractor 1 and contractor 2 went out to the shop to ditch the cardboard. They couldn’t decide who would ditch the cardboard first.
by Sootynukkels December 1, 2020
mugGet the ditch the cardboardmug.

cardboard booty

When a girl has an ass as flat as cardboard...
Look at Chloe, she has a "cardboard booty".
by Klymaxed March 10, 2016
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