Russian candy cane

When a dude 69's a girl who's on her period, then you make out with your jizz in her mouth in her blood in yours

You're on your period? That's fine, it's Christmas time and everybody likes a Russian candy cane.

by AdmiralPercy November 15, 2020

Candy cane plug

It is a butt plug that is shaped like a candy cane and after you use it your ass smells like peppermint.It is commonly used during Christmas. It comes in many different colors and flavors.

I used my girlfriends candy cane plug to shove up her ass last night. She moaned many times and I loved the smell of the mint.

by Andrew large penis March 13, 2017

Candy Cane

In particularly African American urban culture, a candy cane is referring to a marijuana joint laced with fermaldehyde. also see "wet"

Wanna light up a muthafuckin' candy cane, dogg,...
Naw, dood, I'm straight....

by Doug Quaid December 02, 2007

Candy Cane

When your getting head from a girl, and you cum on her face. Then you punch her in the face, making her nose bleed......Candy Cane

Yo did that one girl come over last night??

Yeah dude, I gave that bitch a nice Candy Cane

by yupyupdj517 March 14, 2010

Candy Cane Lisp

When you are in the process of enjoying a candy cane and begin to speak. This causes a slurring of words much like that of a gay man or a drunk.

Seth: Hey Joe how's the Candy Cane?
Joe: It'ssssss gewd Sssssethhh.
Seth: WHAT?!
Joe:*removes candy cain* Sorry I had a candy cane lisp, it's pretty good.

by lolmongoose December 22, 2008

Iraqi Porcupine candy cane

The act of shoving a needle in the male's urethra, thus when making love, having sex, or fucking, the needle pokes several holes in or around the urethra causing blood flow and seminal fluid to mix creating a candy cane like fluid when ejaculating on to a woman's arm.

Bill: I gave your mom a Louisiana hot pocket this morning.
Steve: Oh, well i gave your mom an Iraqi Porcupine candy cane last night.
Bill: What the hell is that Steve?
Steve: It involves, needles, my urethra, blood, cum, and your moms arm...
Bill: I'm your brother though?
Steve: Oh well, we live in Mississippi.

by Lake Stevens October 30, 2011

irish candy cane

When:

a girl periods into a man's mouth

the man comes in her mouth

they kiss

"i just had an irish candy cane with this chick last night"

by a non oh mess June 02, 2009