wireless canary

People who are sensitive to electromagnetic fields (EMFs) and radiation (EMR) from power lines, household appliances, wi-fi, cellphones, etc.

Like the canaries once used in coal-mines, these are the first people to suffer from electrosensitivity. They either become sick, or need to move as a result. Symptoms include anxiety, troubles sleeping, brain fog, and loss of coordination.

"That dude is so out of it today."

"Take it easy on him, man, he's a wireless canary."

by Wendell G February 09, 2013

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canary

A bright yellow car. Usually driven by teenage girls and usually a dodge neon or pontiac sunfire.

"Hey, check out that bitch in the canary. Damn she's fine."

by Blake French February 19, 2009

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Canary

A thin, attractive woman, usually with blonde hair, who has large natural breasts.

“Did you see that canary over there pumping gas ?

by juLietTaNg0 July 17, 2023

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Canaries

The homosexual pioneers who move into an undesirable area, carve out a home for themselves, and transform it into an up-and-coming neighborhood, or "gayborhood."

Like canaries in a mine, if they survive, others can stay and thrive, as well.

The rapid influx of canaries served as the saving grace for a neighborhood that was otherwise doomed to a future void of bright colors and Chardonnay.

by Manack January 23, 2012

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