high calorie human

A fat person; the "nice" way to call someone fat or to refer to someone who is fat when you are too weak to tell them the truth.

"Two high calorie humans wanted for allegedly setting fire to an apartment in Toronto.
"two WHAT?"

by RyanTheDefiner May 26, 2024

Calories

Calories are the amount of energy released when your body breaks down (digests and absorbs) food.
The calorie is a unit of energy.

“Oh god!- I may or may not have had a bit too much calories..”

by Shaya October 25, 2022

calories

Small goblins that hide in your closet and sew your clothes a little tighter each night.

She went on a diet because she had too many calories

by I am a heccin egg May 12, 2020