Yo fuck you Caleb
by Daddywafle69@gmail.com May 18, 2019

Incredible, smart, talented, and attractive guy that will treat any girl who gives him the time of day well. However he is loyal and is there for you when ever you need him.
by harrypotterishotter September 6, 2011


An amazing person with a ton of friends. He will spark your days and make everyone around him happy! He chooses who he will like though and if you get on a his bad side you stay there! Caleb's usually have blonde hair and intense blue eyes. If you have a Caleb as a boyfriend keep him! Caleb's are loyal and usually a one guy kinda girl! Although the girl he really wants he is to shy to talk to!
by Jennyjackons June 28, 2015

A cute guy with brown hair and brown eyes , and usually has a good tan . Everyone likes him and everyone knows who he is . He's the one person who seems like a person who doesn't care but really he does care and is really sweet . May be annoying at times but thats what makes you like him ! Hes an amazing person and if you ever meet a Caleb , then go be friends with him!
by j<3c June 16, 2011

by Psbdjskxbajavjxnxbdjd November 2, 2016

Probably the sickest dog in the world, the literal definition of swag, known to have the largest recorded penis in the animal kingdom. Michael Jordan once said, "man not even I cam jump that high". Caleb has been known to sesh the hardest and has been spotted vortexing all the beers in the world, a man who has been blessed with this name will no doubt slay bitches.
"Omg, there goes Caleb huge cock, beer sinking, sick cunt, probably on his way to have sex or something cool like sex".
'' I wish I could be that guy Caleb, how does he even walk with a hog that slanging. It hit me in the face earlier and I was concussed".
"Holy fuck, is that sweat or squirt Caleb, speaking of, your under arrest for sleeping with every chick in the world. Just wait here while we get a crane to escort you and your monster cock to an extra staunch jail cell made out of kryptonite. Yes Caleb, we had to move every prisoner to a different prison to fit you and your shoulders, now please step into this ultra wide semi trailer and we will sort the rest".
'' I wish I could be that guy Caleb, how does he even walk with a hog that slanging. It hit me in the face earlier and I was concussed".
"Holy fuck, is that sweat or squirt Caleb, speaking of, your under arrest for sleeping with every chick in the world. Just wait here while we get a crane to escort you and your monster cock to an extra staunch jail cell made out of kryptonite. Yes Caleb, we had to move every prisoner to a different prison to fit you and your shoulders, now please step into this ultra wide semi trailer and we will sort the rest".
by poopoochoochoo November 30, 2021
