caffeiene

a common misspelling for caffeine.

> Dude, I need some caffeiene.

> **caffeine.

by ReincarnationOfFoxes April 29, 2005

caffeination

A country whose citizens are unable to maintain sanity throughout the day without imbibing vast quantities of hot coffee.

Thanks to ever numerous locations of Tim Hortons, Canada has become a caffeination

by Sinned383 July 4, 2010

caffeinomaniac

Someone who needs its caffeine fix right from the beginning of the day. May kill to get a coffee.

Norm is a real caffeinomaniac. First thing he does in the morning is always to fire up his espresso machine and brew a thick cup of black caffeinated petrol.

by LeBiochimiste January 11, 2013

caffeine powder

Cocaine.... it’s cocaine

“How do you not drink coffee in the morning”
“I just use “caffeine powder”

by SinfulVirtue March 1, 2020

caffeine shits

The act of drinking a caffeinated beverage, then soon after having to shit.
Also referred to as Caffeinated Shits; Caff Shits, coffee shits.

Person 1: I just chugged a redbull and now it feels like an avalanche of shit is rupturing inside me!
Person 2: That’s what the Caffeine Shits will do to you.

by XxRoar2009xX January 14, 2021

caffeine time travel

The action of taking a large (and rather unhealthy) dose of caffeine to speed up the conscious perception of time.

Bro, I really don't want to show up to shitty work today, I'm just going to do some caffeine time travel.

by TheQuantumMadness August 8, 2022

Caffeine Window

2. A window of opportunity from early a.m. until usually about noon or 1 p.m., in which drinking caffeine is ok. For the recovering caffeine addict who can no longer drink caffeine after mid-morning or early afternoon, lest he be force into some sort of crazy all-nighter bullshit, in which he's either up all night unable to sleep or simply brewing pot after pot in order to generate an next morning mania for work.

Dude 1: I can't have coffee at night anymore.
Dude 2: Oh? Why's that?
Dude 1: Waaaay too late. I'm outside today's caffeine window.
Dude 2: Ha! Whatever...

Dude 1 goes and gets a coffee anyway.

by java bo jangles July 5, 2011