A cheap pair of non-designer sun glasses that can be tossed around, dropped, scratched, or lost. These glasses can be found at gas stations, flea markets, or events like Warped Tour. One of the most popular styles of beater shades are imitation Ray Bans made of cheap plastic with neon colored arms, usually given away as freebies at concerts.
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Get the beat the chimper mug.The exact same schoolyard game as "kill the guy with the ball" (aka "Smear The Queer"), only the name is changed when played at Catholic schools. A comical way of encouraging a bygone era of sectarian rivalry in Christiandom via youthful bravado. Especially popular in Irish communities. Has NOTHING to do with anti-LGBT bigotry.
Hey Bill, want to play Beat the Protestant with us?
Sure! Just make sure the mother superior doesn't see us rough housing.
Sure! Just make sure the mother superior doesn't see us rough housing.
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Get the doh beat up mug.A series of comics which turns the characters from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic into humans, but also uses them into graphic pornographic scenes.
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Get the Hoof Beat mug.When you are on lunch break and the urge to beat off and bust nut out takes over. So you peel the lunch meat off your sandwich (turkey, roast beef, pastrami, etc.) and wrap it around your stiff, turgid cock creating that coveted skin to skin feel. This causes you to immediately commence gloriously wanking away until the nut custard is blown.
Mom picked me up a pound of pink roast beef at the deli. Lunch meat n’ beat is going to be good this week.
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