vicious sodomizing from intense thrusting of foreign objects into the anus hole, causing consistent internal and external bleeding for an expanded period of time.
by Rustyknifeinyourvagina July 8, 2009
BUTT FUCK EGYPT The one and only definition according to my 102 year old grandfather who coined the phrase back in the Great War when he was stationed in in the middle of the desert in Egypt and was craving human sexual relief.
Flippity floo I aint had no people "tang" since I dun got put here in the middle of Butt Fuck Egypt.
by Profanisaurus Rex August 29, 2009
Often the wee morning hours at which the possibility of doing something reasonable is slim.
An hour of the day at which said activity is least probable to occur.
The hour at which butt fucking is most likely to occur.
An hour of the day at which said activity is least probable to occur.
The hour at which butt fucking is most likely to occur.
A: Hey, what time do you have to be at work tomorrow?
B: Eh, at butt fuck o'clock unfortunately.
A: So... what precisely goes on at that hour again?
B: Eh, at butt fuck o'clock unfortunately.
A: So... what precisely goes on at that hour again?
by Loftus Pennyweather March 13, 2013
John: So me and my girl broke up.
Paul: I blew mine up. Took ours to scrub that fat bitch off my walls.
John: Extreme butt fuck is a real pain in the ass.
Paul: I blew mine up. Took ours to scrub that fat bitch off my walls.
John: Extreme butt fuck is a real pain in the ass.
by Killa_Kat May 16, 2010
East of the Mississippi River, North of the Ohio River, West of Indiana, and South of Interstate 64. A.k.a, Where I live. A.k.a, Southern Illinois*.
*Southern Illinois is often referred to as 'Little Egypt,' so this makes more sense :P
*Southern Illinois is often referred to as 'Little Egypt,' so this makes more sense :P
Random person: Where are you from?
Me: BFE.
Random person: Wtf?
Me: Butt Fuck Egypt.
Random person: ...Wtf?
Me: Southern Illinois.
Random person: Ohh..you poor creature..
Me: BFE.
Random person: Wtf?
Me: Butt Fuck Egypt.
Random person: ...Wtf?
Me: Southern Illinois.
Random person: Ohh..you poor creature..
by NutzNutzNutz October 23, 2010
Used in the same context as Butt Fuck Egypt, but when REALLY REALLY FAR. Much further away than places you'd usually refer to as Butt Fuck Egypt.
Person A: Man, you going from Miami to Ft. Lauderdale? That's butt fuck egypt!
Person B: And then I have to go to Orlando...
Person A: Now that's Butt Fuck Uranus!
Person B: And then I have to go to Orlando...
Person A: Now that's Butt Fuck Uranus!
by Andy "The Man" Alexis March 31, 2006