Oy bruv, shu'up

How Bri ish people say "brother, please stop talking"

Oy Bruv, shu'up, I'm tryna watch the footy you bloody dickhead

by Monkey Whisperer November 2, 2020

Ru mad bruv

How British people say “are you crazy”

Roadman 1: empty your pockets right now blud

Roadman 2: Ru mad bruv I’ll chef you g

by Sexiest Mf Ever February 7, 2022

You ain't no muslim bruv

A shout of derision towards any member of IS or Daesh

Person 1: This is for Syria!
Person 2: You ain't no Muslim bruv

by MrMintChocChip December 10, 2015

yo mama fat bruv

ngl yo mama fat bruuv

Person 1:yo mama fat bruv
Person 2:how fat
Person 1:BIGGER THAN BIG CHUNGUS

by big man hi February 22, 2021

Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

The most succinct and effective counterargument to any contentious question.
From rapper/influencer "Castillo"

Wife: Hypothetically, if I disappeared for 5 years and you remarried, then I came back, would you divorce your new wife?
Husband: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Interviewer: I think you wear your shades to hide your insecurities.
Interviewee: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

by Fagius Gaylordius November 25, 2021

Bruv I can’t not just like huh bro what?

Let’s just say a substitute for huh? What?

Hey dude I saw you sleep with my gorl
bruv I can’t not just like huh bro what?

by ErrorGGS R May 26, 2021

Mr Bruv

The absolute maximum general of second derivatives; concave man.

Mr Bruv taught some maths a long time ago. Mr Bruv is bruvvy cool.

by Gregorina_Mother of Greg May 19, 2022