Brojob

Noun

1) A job carried out by a bro

2) One bro performing oral sex on another bro usually followed by saying “no homo” and a highfiving

See-blowjob

1) Sam and Owen were out on a browjob grabbings beers for the other bros
2) It wasn’t gay, because it was a brojob not a blowjob

by Helen Zille February 11, 2019

brojob

Like a bro-down, but a little different...

After they were pregaming for a little bit, Ramin gave Jeff a brojob on the ride out to the bars.

by kJaggy April 11, 2009

Broobs

A bribe consisting of a flash and/or female chest exposure.

You totally wouldn't have gotten that word if you hadn't used your broobs.

by jabstrordinary January 16, 2011

brojob

When you're chillin with yo bromies, ya know, doin some jobs

shovelin snow, breakin shit - doin some brojobs

by herr dokter February 10, 2009

Bromobile

A car that is not manly. Driven by guys with New Era hats or any other sideways hat. Usually slow and low, and no horsepower at all. Usually a foreign car. Mexicans started this trend with Honda Civics.

Jose: Dude check out my car, I just lowered it so much I cant drive it on the street, though it is my daily driver.

John: Thats cool I guess.....

Jose: I cant even leave my driveway without making my car less valuable.

John: Dipshit. You should get a fast car like a man. Not some idiot bromobile.

by William Beiber December 30, 2011

Brojob

The act of one heterosexual male building up the confidence and self esteem of one of his male friends (bro) by telling him he is a great person. Coined by wealthy gadabout and Texas Gentleman Andrew Howard Feige.

My boys gave me a brojob when my girlfriend dumped me, telling me that I am so money and I can have any girl I want because I take care of business.

by Norman J. Dubowitz October 23, 2009

Brojob

Tongue punching your bros fart box but it isn’t homo

Steel: naru let me hit you with a brojob my homie

by GuildWarsOfficial January 3, 2019