Brett will steal your heart and then claim to have no idea what you're talking about when asked. He is incredibly cute and very smart and observant but refutes both these claims. He cannot deny his modesty. He is incredibly creative but saves it for himself. Brett is a patient and forgiving man, open-minded and even-tempered: he can be the most chill guy in the room at the same time as he's being the center of attention. He will take your abuse and your judgements for the shit you call him out for, then completely refuse to dish it back at you when you are guilty of the same dumb shit or worse. But don't be fooled: he has a rage locked away that will flow like cold lava, slowly but unstoppable in its mission, and the most damaging and humbling acts of vengeance will be metted out in just retribution just as soon as he has you convinced that all is forgiven and forgotten. He is responsible and wise. Brett is strong. Brett is the most intense love of your life that you'll never get over and will always be the one that makes you realize how much you still have to learn. Amazing kisser... amazing lover, amazing sadness you wish you could take the burden of away for him. Brett is the man you love enough to realize the best thing you can do for him is to not be in his life anymore. And yet you'll always wonder...
Person1: "Hey, did you see that cute guy on the dance floor jumping with his hand in the air?"
Person2: "he must be a Brett: he's so fucking hot - I've got to go meet my future ex-husband..."
Person2: "he must be a Brett: he's so fucking hot - I've got to go meet my future ex-husband..."
by Lance Goodthrust February 18, 2021
Get the Brettmug. by Sean Clive July 22, 2006
Get the brettmug. Brett is a kid with a tiny penis who scooters with 10 year olds on his free time. He enjoys the mutilation of babies with granny panties on there heads. He goes to Tijuana on his free time to bang wolf pussy. He uses penis pumps on his dogs and has an "ejaculation blanket" that he spews all his man juice on. He was the main suspect of a case including him and a 49 year old man from Pittsburgh back in 1999. Alfred Tucker, who was, at the time, a successful businessman and philanthropist who had a master's degree in Business Economics and had a beautiful wife from downtown Walnut Creek, was found dead in a random tenement in uptown Oakland. His mouth was full of semen, foam, shampoo bars, and dildos. His asshole was full of diapers, which reeked of rotten potatoes. Anyway, back to the fucking story. Brett ended up having sex with a monkey and his mom became a prostitute. The end.
Hey, Brett.
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You're gay.
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You're gay.
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by Applebaby DiCkSchoolboyQLamar$ September 4, 2012
Get the Brettmug. by Jonathon dick October 24, 2020
Get the Brettmug. He is so hot and sexy, he can fuck any girl and will. But if you're his girlfriend you shouldn't even be mad because he's so fucking sexy. They all enjoy sex and more importantly they are open to fucking anyone. Should you be lucky enough to fuck him, you will get all the goods. He is a god and people will go to the store to buy his cum and nut out of his horse dick so they can be as sexy and carry one of his kids.
by Jonathon dick October 24, 2020
Get the Brettmug. A guy who looks very innocent but loves to make everybody laugh and has a big booty female. He can act sometimes childish but he is very outgoing. He loves cars and he especially loves mustangs. #getbackorgetsmacked
by cantalktextme May 14, 2018
Get the Brettmug. A male Karen.
We had a totally Brett call into customer service today. He yelled at Shelly and demanded to speak with a manger. Something about a Reddit post and not getting the support he needed.
by supergriff77 November 23, 2021
Get the Brettmug.