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Brenden

damn Brenden is a bitch
by bitchasshoe3 December 21, 2022
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Brenden

Brenden is a funny guy who has dark brown hair and has matching brown eyes. He is a few inches taller than you and is always looking at you from across the classroom. He will always be making people laugh. He never skips class or is late which is pretty surprising. He wears miss matched outfits but it’s ok since he’s a teenage boy. Brenden is a person I want to spend the rest of my life with.
Person 1: wow who’s that sweet and funny guy?

Person 2: it’s Brenden!
by Queenluv3r6000 February 7, 2023
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Alex Brenden

Alex Brenden the hamburger muncher is coming after you
by Dxrkkk December 8, 2022
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Brenden Polly

KILL YOURSELF BRENDEN POLLY! thats why you live in ohio skibidi toilet land nigga
by kill all niggers faggot March 8, 2024
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Brenden

Brenden is a last name that belongs to a family full of Liars, secret and pregnent people. They love to have a good time in bed but they are kind of stupid to. They want otherside to ting they Are something they are’nr but dosen’t CARE How or who they hurt. Most young ones Are pretty poor and the old ones Are rich.
Brenden person: I have the richest perants and they promised me to but me a car when i’m 30. And I am the Coolest and sexyest person in the World.
by Lovetopeople October 10, 2018
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Brenden

Brenden is a name that is a blessing and a curse. It's a blessing that you can say you probably won't see anyone with the same name.

The curse is that you won't find any baubles with your name on it, only the variations of the name. The worse part of it all is having EVERYBODY misspell your name without fail.
"Hi I like to place a order."
"Okay! What's the name"
"Brenden"
They proceed to write down Brandon and Brenden doesn't say anything because it's not worth it.
"Great! Anything else?"
*Deep sigh* "No, nothing else..."
by GamerBrenno October 27, 2021
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short brenden

big monkey man. he sucks a fortnite. i love monkeys
short brenden he suck’s a fortnite
by fornitebllssucks November 21, 2023
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