Braeden

He will soon be writing hate paragraphs for all the annoying women who disturbed him and his girlfriend.

Braeden is with Alyssa

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023

Braeden

a hot guy

id say that hes okay

dont embarass yourself in front of him though

is really just teamed with God the father
and is only here to correct you

will never speak up about his seriously relationship

Braeden would rather have a healthy girlfriend

well

by Happy Christian April 20, 2023

Braeden

The man with the largest dick in the entire universe.

You: Hey braeden
Braeden: Dont talk to me

Braeden: *whips out cock and beats you with it

by chunky monky 69420 gawkgawk April 26, 2023

Braeden

Your typical hockey boy. Got the flow, naturally buff, but also a oftentimes a douchebag

Drew: Yo I heard Braeden banged Callisto after the hockey game in the change room and then immediately dumped her, what a douchebag

by Rhodesians Never Die July 22, 2023

Braeden Bowman

Braeden Bowman, from latin words Braedothical Bowmanship, derives from a short man who disappoints his wife sexually due to his girth size.

I know I’m short, but I aint no Braeden Bowman

by boomboom6969 April 26, 2024

braeden prior

Someone who loves sharks and Lenovo. Wild Combo!

"That there Braeden Prior sure loves himself a Hammerhead and a Thinkpad. WIld fucker!"

by Whitemanhorse March 5, 2022