The Bongo Snatcher is a giant creature the size of ten huge muscle men with a bean bag shaped body and thousands of tiny feet that go up’s it’s back. It’s got two frightening horns of stitched human flesh of many ethnicities and a billy goat beard and a second jaw which protrudes from its chin. That jaw it like a tub of acid and every time something falls in it the teeth on top close and lock you inside. On its sides it has a child sack were it keeps the baby fetuses. But the most terrorous part is the enormous fear inducing wang, uncircumcised of course. It’s a hook shape and can steal your woman and penetrate her with the force of a thousand trojan warriors.
Karen, put Timmy in the cage, the Bongo Snatcher is coming.
I lost my virginity at the age of seven to the fear inducing wang of the bongo snatcher.
I lost my virginity at the age of seven to the fear inducing wang of the bongo snatcher.
by bongo69 November 25, 2019
Get the Bongo Snatchermug. The water or other liquid found inside a liquid pipe, such as a bong or hookah, after it has been used.
by augustbell666 February 8, 2019
Get the Bongo Juicemug. by TheDirtyFenus January 16, 2017
Get the Bongo Buttmug. The hidden extra internet browser installed on a computer with all of the menu shortcuts removed, allowing secret storage of porn bookmarks along with history.
Thanks to my Bongo Browser, I can find all of my favorite mucky sites quickly without er indoors finding out i'm into fisting and drawf rimming.
by UlicUK October 20, 2008
Get the Bongo Browsermug. by Adam, PotHead February 10, 2007
Get the bongo wongomug. The act of slapping ones phallus on their significant others buttcheeks at any point during intercourse to make a sick beat
by Funkmeister5000 July 15, 2016
Get the Dongo Bongomug. A gigantic discotheque/nightclub in Cancun, Mexico. In 2008 one will be built in the USA at the Rio in Las Vegas, Nevada.
by vortix May 31, 2007
Get the Coco Bongomug.