N: an over-the-trowsers tug job usually performed in a public place, such as a theatre, packed full of families and children.
Lauren was all set to lecture the libs on core family values when she suddenly got the urge to crack some wang so she leaned over and gave the gentleman sitting next to her the Boebert Express.
"Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!...Awww, Lauren...thanks for the Boebert Express but now I need a new pair of undershorts..."
"Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!...Awww, Lauren...thanks for the Boebert Express but now I need a new pair of undershorts..."
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Get the Boebert Express mug.American slang for a person, typically a sex worker, that bathes in public, in a particularly gross or nasty manner. A Boebath is a hoe bath, originally coined when US Rep Lauren Boebert published photos of herself washing her feet in a public restroom sink.
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Last night we were on the couch watching a movie, and all of a sudden she's giving me a Boebert handshake.
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Get the Boebert mug.Stevie Boebi is an American YouTuber, she makes content mainly about the lgbtq community and safe lesbian sex. She is a lesbian and litterally perfect!
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"you can see his... thing... tiny thing."
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Get the isaiah boeck mug.(noun) Like a Boebert, but done on a first date, while vaping. Preferably while singing "I love you. You love me" after drinking a double mouthful of the discount liquor store's finest whipped cream vodka.
Damn, girl, I knew you were as cheap and easy as dollar store mac-and-cheese, but that Sloppy Boebert...Dayuuum...
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