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Board Game Whiner 

Someone who complains about losing, rather than keeping a clear head and choosing to continue the game. Can be used to describe political debates, multiplayer video games, sports, and other competitive activities.
Person A: *disagrees with person B*

Person B: Youre a fucking asshole!! Are you trying to ruin freedom of speech??!!!!

Person A: Continues using their first amendment rights while Person B throws a fit.

Gym class fag 1: It's total bullshit that girls gotta do knee pushups

Gym class fag 2: Fuck this class! My moms gonna call the school tomorrow...

Gym class girl: Im gonna do full pushups because I feel like it...

Every gamer with 12 year olds in the lobby:

Fuckin' board game whiners...

board my platform 

A nicer, sarcastic way of telling someone " please be kind enough to understand things from my point of view"
Mom: Devon, when I was your age, and hung out, I didn't smoke weed, I listened to The Beatles

Devon: well, board my platform, maybe you will understand modern idiotagers better
board my platform by Uncle Dimma September 28, 2017

Board smash

To break ur keyboard (usually due to raging, key mashing, or ur keyboard doesn’t work maybe)
Person: “Hey you’ve seen Mark?”
Friend: “Yeah he board smashing
Mark (in the distance): REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Board smash by RoyelPixel ._. October 16, 2018

Board Gypsy 

At cornhole tournaments when people go board to board to get in a few throws between games.
My game got held up a little bit because some board gypsy was on it. Did you see how fast that board gypsy was throwing just to get in a few throws before our game started?
Board Gypsy by Aegon May 21, 2021

Board members 

Board members don't run a city any more than anyone else originally from that city, neither does a city council, a mayor, or anyone else. They have no authority anyone else originally from the city doesn't have concerning anything.
Board members and council don't run a city without the rest of the population originally from the city, hopefully they know that.

Board Wipe 

This term is used when playing magic the gathering. It refers to any card or effect that removes every creature or artifact or enchantment. Sometimes all of those at the same time.
He used a board wipe and we basically had to start over
Board Wipe by LizardInACan September 11, 2022

Board State 

This is a term when playing magic the gathering or other card games. It refers to how the battlefield is looking and which permanents are down, who’s in the lead, and so on.
The board state was looking so fucked when you were playing him man.
Board State by LizardInACan September 11, 2022