Are You Blown?

When you are higher than shit off some weed or being lost or being dumb or gone

John- Ay alex when is the essay due?

Alex- John are you blown? It was due last week

John- Oh haha (laughing)

by Can2 January 01, 2010

blown starfish

a precursor to the medical condition known as a rectal prolapse. See ass tulip.

I can't let that dolphin do me in the butt, I have a well-developed blown starfish.

Man, my starfish is blown!

by Dags January 07, 2004

Blown Out

The state in which surf becomes unrideable due to the wind being too strong.

"Ahh man! I was hoping for a surf today but it's blown out."

"Any waves?", "Nah, it's blown out."

by Benjamite July 19, 2009

blown up

a party that has been talked about so much to where it is likely the cops will break it up quickly.

That party is gonna get broken up real quick cuz its been hella blown up.

by Renegade Nielsen September 01, 2007

blown out

drunk...shitfaced, stoned...ripped=BLOWN OUT

'Tis the season to get BLOWN OUT!

by lynnnnn December 18, 2004

Full Blown

To receive fellatio and the fellating party puts both one's cock and balls in their mouth

The B was full blown last night. That girl's mouth must have been huge to fit his mammoth sized balls in there at the same time as his monsterous man-rod.

by Big Unca Mike September 04, 2008

blown surprise

A bar trick usually performed by a female server or bar tender on a patron that has closed their tab without tipping and hung around to bullshit with friends. At this point, the server/bar tender re-engages with the patron and precedes to tell them about the urban legend that if someone blows on one's asshole, that person can't shit. At this point, the non-tipper is so obliterated and a non-believer of the urban legend and asks to have it proven. At this point, the server/bar tender has the patron lie on their back up on the bar, on the floor, or on a stage. They then pull down their pants to expose the chocolate star and ask the non-tipper to blow. Upon the cool breeze hitting the 'ol balloon knot, the bowels are released, leaving a free swirly on the patron's face.

Yo, the other night I hung out with Jason at the Watering Hole and he brought his dumbass co-worker, Adam, with him. That mother fucker bought over $100 of booze and didn't tip our server. He then proceeded to hang around like Epstein in a prison cell. After a while, the server told him THE urban legend. And yes, he fell for it. She gave him the blown surprise and shat all over his face! It was EPIC!!

by Bobby the Bug Man September 22, 2020