Blackout History Month

Blacking out every Friday and Saturday night during the month of February

"Last February I had my own Blackout History Month"

by Ditching Derby February 13, 2013

Blackout Wank

A blackout wank is when an individual decides to jerk off when they are very drunk and are unlikely to remember it. A blackout wank maybe done in public, the presence of friends or on ones own.

Stroemer was very drunk and decided to have a blackout wank.

by Max2001 March 21, 2021

Blackout

When a friend drinks too much (or not a lot, but is a baby girl) too early in the day, and completely forgets all of the embarrassing stuff they did all day.

Also a wonderful re-make of Halo 2's Lockout, redesigned slightly for Halo 3.

When a friend grabs your dick while you're wearing sweatpants.

When a friend head-butts you through revolving doors.

When a now former friend makes out with your dog, and tries to feel it up.

He is a BLACKOUT.

by RubiusHaggard April 7, 2009

blackout express

When you reach the point of drunken oblivion upon which there is no return. Riding on this train means you are near blacked out and will be within minutes. Only the best of the best avoid a trip to the hospital.

I'm riding the blackout express right now; next stop, the bathroom floor.

by Sweet Dude Whit May 25, 2009

blackout juice

A great drink composed of a 30 pack, bottle of vodka and 2 frozzen instant juice bars all mixed together in a cooler

that blackout juice was great untill i blacked out

by shoe man Heifer March 23, 2009

Blackout

The most amazing Transformer ever! In the Transformers 2007 movie. Likes to bomb the Qatar base and prove how much of a BAMF bawse he is. Really good with producing massive shock waves with sonic cannons. Has a partner called Scorponok that's a GIANT METAL SCORPION.
Decepticon and known as "Megatron's Loyal Hound".
Cool temperate, cool gadgets, epic killing machine, totally the greatest Transformer ever.
And he's not to bad lookin either.

Dayum, did you just see Blackout beat the slag out of Starscream?

by ThatAwesomeChick2.0 February 15, 2012

Blackout Curtains

n. Vaginal lips that are so large and dark they absorb all surrounding light. Similar to a cosmic black hole

I pulled down Teresa's panties and her blackout curtains consumed all surrounding light.

by Flake B. November 14, 2016