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masterbate til bleedage

1. To masterbate so terrible hard, and/or hard, that the edge of your penis begins to bleed, and, soon enough, the bleeding spreads to your whole penis, causing it to hurt to urinate, orgasam or do whatever you do with it for the next 3 days.
Oh god, last night, Chris said he was jacking off so hard, he started to bleed...says it hurts to piss now...
by dcshoekid1 April 14, 2005
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S Bleezy

Definition 1: an innocent looking girl who uses her evil evil ways to manipulate and control everyone who falls pray to her innocent act.

Definition 2: a tool; loser; (cunt?).

Definition 3: a lesser human being than one Veezy F Baby.
Definition 1:

Person 1: But if I do that I'll get in a lot of trouble and might even end up in jail.
S Bleezy: PLEASEE = (does voice)
Person 1: okay.

Definition 2:

Person 1: Is that an S Bleezy over there doing what vaguely resembles the WAKA dance?
Person 2: Yeah, I hear it's the only dance she can do because she sucks at both the dougie and the reject.
Person 1: word. WAKAAA!

Definition 3:

Person 1: YOO ISNT S BLEEZY ILL?
Person 2: HELL NAHH!! BUT Veezy F Baby is DOPEEEEE AS HELL!!!
Person 1: YOU RIGHT YOU RIGHT!!! Veezy F Baby and the D is for Fhenomenal
Person 2: SOPEEE
by Veezy F Baby November 28, 2010
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beezay on the table

when you make 5 shots in a row, do a pop with your mouth, and celebrate by dancing and chanting "Beezay on the table! Beezay on the table!"
"Yo.....Beezay on the table! Beezay on the table!"
by Beezay July 2, 2007
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breezap

Another form of 'Braap' done too piss off newb teachers, or supplies. Also used as a form of celebration when running around school like a prick after a fight.
Teacher:Calm down class
Class:Breezap,Breezap
by Padwin November 15, 2006
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bleezo

A neds way of saying drunk.
"Aye min i was pyure bleezo last night!"
by Pepper Ayee May 21, 2007
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mo' bleezy

I'm abouts ta get buck up in this mo bleezy!!
by PhReLo suaveness January 6, 2003
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Bleeze

A "Blunt" Chasing "Skeeze".

Essentially, a "Bleeze" is a skeeze, or ho, that continually tries to hook up with stoners, pot-heads, or druggies.
"Dude, I'm gonna get with that chick over there!"

"Fat chance. She's a bleeze. You don't smoke nearly enough to land that ass."
by iamamazinglygodly September 3, 2009
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