Blad

Blad/blud/blood, blad being the london pronounciation of the word, is not a ''chav'' word. It actually comes from jamaica and comes from the meaning of brother, of part of ones blood line, saying that someone is close to them. The word has just been taken on by the inner city ''youts'' as part of everyday language.

''wat u sayin blad''

''blaaaad this boy gettin me vex''

by Ben the man of knowledge. January 31, 2005

squirrel bladder

often used in reference to those who urinate every few minues after they break the seal. not a reference to phallis size, simply a reference to bladder size.

Wow, you're going to pee again? You just went roughly 49 seconds ago. You've defintely got squirrel bladder.

by DDG September 8, 2006

blade

The location where prostitutes and pimps hustle. Also known as the ho stroll or the track

Imma put that ho on the blade tonight.

by ozonethegreat April 7, 2008

bladdered

To be drunk - refers to full bladder. Same as tanked, hammered, stocious

"I was in the pub yesterday from 12pm - by the time I left I was bladdered"

by Tex Mattera - the Italian Cowboy May 5, 2004

bladed at a 45

A defensive posture to reduce target zone. Similar stance is used in martial arts bout.

I knocked his arm away at the elbow while I took a step back and bladed at a 45 degree angle.

by minion87 February 4, 2014

shaking like a dog shitting razor blades

A term used to describe how badly someone is shaking either from the DTs or nerves or while attempting to do something small and detailed like threading the eye of a needle.
Described thus in reference to when a dog takes a dump, it often shakes its hind-end or whole body during the task. If it were razor blades being defacated, then the shaking would likely be infinitely more pronounced!

Scott: *trying to put a nut on a bolt wedged way up inside the frame of his car* "I can't...quite...get the mother...shit, I just had it...FUCK...I can't get it, my arm is going numb!!!"

Max: *watching Scott fumble and shake as his arm becomes spaghetti from the tedious task* "Dude, your shaking like a dog shitting razor blades."

by psiscott April 27, 2006

Final Blade

a well-known and well-meaning member on Neoseeker that is most widely known for his stubbornness and his tendency to say rather stupid things (about sex mostly); he sometimes goes by the name CFB as well

I heard that Final Blade is fueling another argument in the PS3 forum with his stubbornness.

by GTA_Fanatic June 26, 2009