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The Beijinger

The Beijinger is a newspaper written by Asians for Asians in Beijing. It’s called it’s own people cowards and even has stated they won’t defend their own women. They are correct.
Hey did you see the Beijingers new article last night?

No I don’t speak noodle asshole.
by Southerndickray November 22, 2018
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Beijing Drift

Dropping a load onto the stomach and it rolls down before she can get up..
When you drop a load on the stomach of a woman and it rolls down, then before she can get up, baammmm, 9 months later you have a newborn.. and that my friend is what you call a Beijing Drift..
by The pimple popper March 25, 2023
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Beijing breakfast

A poached egg that's been pickling in a prostitute's vagina for three weeks, soaking in vaginal fluid and said prostitute's piss after she drank nothing but sake for a month
Man, before I go to work I always go to the red light district and buy myself a Beijing breakfast.
by Alexfuckingpratt January 30, 2023
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beijing duck

Lee know from stray kids said it. NO.OTHER.EXPLANTION...!!!?
I just wanna eat Beijing duck-our beloved lee hyung know
by Lola1234311 December 15, 2023
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BeIJiNg??!

by Beijing man April 16, 2022
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Beijing Butthole

When your farts are so bad the air is thick like a heavily polluted city.
After burrito night, Seth's farts were making the air unbreathable. He had a serious case of Beijing Butthole
by HotChuck April 6, 2021
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Beijing Blowjob

When you put an eBay turbo kit on your moms bone stock Honda accord and eventually blew the heads off of it by forcing 40psi into that thing
My buddy Eli just gave his engine a Beijing Blowjob
by Super6.fo August 30, 2025
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