Beijing Obscurantism

The Beijing Obscurantism is a peculiar phenomenon typically experienced by American expats who've lived in China for an extended period of time. Upon their return to the United States, they begin seeing their homeland through the lens of a cultural Da Vinci - observing the ordinary as extraordinary, finding profound meaning in fast food, and perceiving a Walmart aisle as an avant-garde art installation. This overwhelming sense of renaissance often results in a sudden urge to write a series of philosophical treatises about the profundity of reality TV shows and the existential significance of memes.

John's so into 'Double Rainbow Guy' after years in China. Classic case of Beijing Obscurantism!

by TatohSum May 16, 2023

Beijing

Type of MDMA imported from China.

Them boys zooked out on that Beijing.

Fuck a Flakka that Beijing is the shit that makes you climb light poles.

by Snowmanpan November 17, 2020

beijing burgers

Steroids (slang)

See also: juice, gear

He'd come off the beijing burgers his coach had been feeding him, and that explained his deflated physique.

by RawCopper July 31, 2024

beijing lollipop

A Beijing Lollipop is when an old Chinese man gets sucked off by a man and a woman at the same time.

Man, I enjoyed that Beijing Lollipop more than I thought I would!

by Badugali February 17, 2014

The Beijinger

The Beijinger is a newspaper written by Asians for Asians in Beijing. It’s called it’s own people cowards and even has stated they won’t defend their own women. They are correct.

Hey did you see the Beijingers new article last night?

No I don’t speak noodle asshole.

by Southerndickray November 22, 2018

Beijing breakfast

A poached egg that's been pickling in a prostitute's vagina for three weeks, soaking in vaginal fluid and said prostitute's piss after she drank nothing but sake for a month

Man, before I go to work I always go to the red light district and buy myself a Beijing breakfast.

by Alexfuckingpratt January 30, 2023

beijing haircut

Chinese slang for capital punishment used in the PRC, i.e. a bullet in the head, also current in underworld in Chinatown, New York in reference to murder by this method.

Source: Detective Jack Yu series by Henry Chang, (Soho Crime, 2006 to present).

The victim had been given a Beijing haircut.

by worst.assassin.ever. May 21, 2018