July 28th is beat up a Chespin from the Pokemon series. You beat up a Chespin because there dick heads.
by Chespin Hater July 28, 2020
Beat up anyone under 5 foot and to beat someone up u have to be 5,4 or taller get ready for national beat up midgets day
by Dabbydeb September 26, 2020
Person 1: Jax is such a wobber, I'm going to beat his ass one day
Person 2: Good thing it's Beat up a Wobber/Bomper day!
Person 1: Awesome!
Person 2: Good thing it's Beat up a Wobber/Bomper day!
Person 1: Awesome!
by mwmwmwwmwwmwwmmwwmwwmw April 14, 2022
National Beat Up Vinny Day is the day on the 27th of November where you can beat up anyone named Vinny and if they fight back you are allowed to hit them with a semi-truck.
by Folmsy November 21, 2021
National Beat Up Matthew Day is on April 20th and is designed to have a day to beat up your local Matthew (for whatever reason that may be)
by silly goofy man August 30, 2022
by 69969696969699696 December 06, 2019
Do you always see that one girl/guy that you want to beat the absolute hell out of but you don't because you'll get "in trouble "and you don't want to ruin your reputation, Well on April 18 it's national beat a bish up day. Don't be shy, go for it!