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Beany Bean

Beany Bean is a very nice dog who has very large eyes and appears in pictures with shoulders in the background. The legendary Bean roams Utah in search of blankets to throw up on at the best of times. Beany Bean’s special ability is annoying someone that I know and who should get more sleep because she stays up until five in the morning but who knows who’s fault that is it is totally not mine.
Beany Bean has the potential to be a murderer but we have no evidence yet.
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Beanie boo

A beanie boo is this adorable stuffed animal with big eyes! The community is for all ages so if you have been hiding your obsession from the internet, go ahead and show it off! Because trust me you not the only one who loves these adorable plushies!
Person 1: omg I just got treasure the ultra-rare beanie boo!
Person 2: omg how? It cost 400$ on eBay!
by ArianaGrandeLoverX May 28, 2021
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little beanie

by mikalya April 14, 2008
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wanker beanie

Jennifer wouldn't let Jack fuck her without wearing a wanker beanie.
by Wordmaster B December 28, 2004
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Cheese Beanie

The "mould" growing under the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.
Usually derived from lack of hygiene or self interaction.
Once developed, quite difficult to clean out and rid without pain.
Person 1: Ugh, my penis is so itchy.

Person 2: Dude, check it for a cheese beanie, you've probably got one spawning.

Person 1: What's a cheese beanie? I might go to urban dictionary and find out.
by Ryno69 May 22, 2009
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dick beanie

God my date had a dick beanie, so fucking gross. Wasn't gonna touch that mess.
by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019
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Beanie-nization

(Bee·nee·i·za·tion) - noun
1. The hair style transformation resulting from wearing a beanie. Typically appears as a flat, glued to you head look with some hair strands sticking.

- Related Forms
Beanalize (Bee·nal·ise) - adjective
Dude, look at your hair! Looks like some beanie-nization going on there!
by Deitryn January 4, 2008
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