bead-spatter

To pass a stool that consists of a multitude of small solid particles suspended in liquid excrement. These particles are noteworthy for their extremely sticky consistency.
"I'd leave that a few minutes if I were you, and you might want to flush again first. I had a curry last night and I'm afraid I've rather bead-spattered the pan."
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Anal Beads

1.Great toy for children 3+.

2.Great toy for adults 18 -29
For Christmas I got Billy some anal beads for him and his kindergarten class
by Saucey69 August 18, 2017
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anal bead

a term of endearment, when used in a non-derogatory way
C'mon Tommy, my lil anal bead, dinner's ready!
by D-Nasty! May 9, 2009
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anal beads

Anals beads is something you put in your arsehole and pull out one by one.

Also now known as a hot fashion accessory worn out in public, much like wearing a string of pearls.
Wow you and Kate are so kewl Brian, but next time wash those anal beads before you put them around your neck. It kinna smells and screams a Springer episode.
by Friday13 September 6, 2010
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Anal Beads

A small string of metal beads used to stick up ones ass. Used for sexual excitement. I.E. Crack heads.
I enjoyed smelling grandma's anal beads.
by Adrian October 15, 2003
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bead rattler

Iften used by the good looking protestants in glasgow when referring to the unwashed darker side of what can only be described faulty towers brigade.
Look theres that bead rattler gone goiing to faulty towers!
chortle chortle!!

Priest: just keep sucking you deprived little bead rattler!
by 3LYS!UM August 13, 2006
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breakin a bead

it's a combonation of two sentences that pertain to persperation.first breakin comes from (breaking a sweat) and bead comes from (bead of sweat) thus creating breakin a bead...
man your workin way to hard, ur starting to break a bead.
or it's so hot out rite now i'm (breakin a bead)...
breakin a bead it's so hot!!!!breakin a bead
by kenny a.k.a daddylonglegs June 23, 2007
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