Dale Earnhardt Jr.

The most overrated NASCAR driver of all time. He hasn't even won a race in over 2 years, for fucks sake. So shut up and quit your crying, stupid junior fans. He's OVERRATED. The only reason why people like junior is because of his dead father, which is a pretty stupid reason to like him.

By the way, Kyle Busch is a far superior driver to Junebug. I can tell that he has potential to be the next Jeff Gordon, unlike the mediocre Junior who hasn't even won a race in over 2 years.

"Dale Earnhardt Jr. is overrated."

by not found [Error 404] May 8, 2008

Dale Earnhardt

Do you people not know the meaning of respect? The man ran into a wall and died, why are you making fun of that? What about people who drive drunk and then kill people becuase they get in accidents? Earnhardt was one of the best in his sport and I would appreciate it if you weren't so damn disrespectful.

Half of the people on here are fucking morons.

by Certain people need lives February 19, 2005

barnyard golf

A game where participants whack golfball-sized portions of horse manure with sticks, with the goal of hitting a specified target. The target may be the face of one's opponent.

Compare to barnyard Frisbee.

Lem 'n' Orly was playin' a round o' barnyard golf when Suzy Rae sashayed into the barnyard. "Kin ah play too?" she asked.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

barnyard Frisbee

A game played in a barnyard or a cow pasture, wherein participants hurl dessicated cow pies. The goal can be to attain the greatest distance, or to hit a specified target.

Compare with barnyard golf.

Linda Mae always beats Homer Bob when they play barnyard Frisbee.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

Dale Earnhardt

When your doing a chick up the ass put her head first in the wall

Son: Wow dad what was that move?
Dad: I put her head in the wall going into turn 4 just like Dale Earnhardt

by Isshe18 January 2, 2012

Dale Earnhardt

Literally The Redneck God; the Father of the Son: Dale Earnhardt, Jr., also known as The Redneck Jesus. Ever since his "tragic death", Dale Earnhardt has been mourned and worshipped more than ever by his millions of worshippers, as evident by the many number 3 stickers seen all over trucks throughout the South and the southern Midwest.

For the southerners and midwestern rednecks who aren't real Christians, they instead worship The Redneck God (Dale Sr.) and The Redneck Jesus (Dale Jr.)

by Straight from E-ville May 30, 2005

Barnyard Tennis

The actual phrase that means two people ass to ass, passing an egg back and forth until one cannot return it. Loser typically is made out to eat the resulting egg

"I saw some dipshit playing Barnyard Tennis and calling it Farmyard Tennis. You could tell he's a city slicker, not only by what he called it, but also because he ate the shit covered shell with it when he lost, and didn't even hard-boil it first. Oh, and the nasty bastard was playing it with another dude."

by 616Satan January 15, 2022