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jean-baptiste

A French bouquet, much french very paris.
Oh my god he is very Jean-Baptiste
by frenchy555 March 2, 2014
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Baitulmuqaddis

Baitulmuqaddis, also known as al-Quds, is the capital of Palestine. It is well-known for Al-Aqsa Masjid, one of the holy sites along Makkah and Madinah.

Sadly, most of Baitulmuqaddis is illegally occupied by Israel. They purposely changed its name to "Jerusalem" and made it as their capital. No, this is NOT acceptable at all.
Don't call Jerusalem, call Baitulmuqaddis!
by I Stand With Palestine October 30, 2023
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Westboro Baptist Church

A cult 'church' that believes anyone who does not believe exactly as they do will rot in hell. They are most known for picketing by military funerals saying God is punishing America because the US is a 'f*g-loving country'. Not as well known is the fact they will picket high schools performing 'f*g-loving plays' and are planning to protest against the Super Bowl XLV because not everyone who attends these games is a member of their church. They will even be protesting against the Grammy's just because there are a lot of gay people and people who do not agree with them.

The preceding was an emotionless defintion. Here is my personal definition: Fucked up bastards who will probably end up rotting in hell because they hate people and forget that if they are with any sin, they shan't cast the first stone. See what I did there?
Westboro Baptist Church: Wanna learn how to be a hateful hypocrite? Go to godhatesfags.com. And yes, this is our real website. Look it up.

People with any sense of values: Fuck you Westboro!

Westboro Baptist Church: You disagreed with us. You are going to hell!

People with any sense of values: See ya there fuckers!
by Bree the Bisexual :) February 23, 2011
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Surrey baptism

A coming of age event where a Surrey Girl, no more than 18 has 30 (or more) men ejaculate on her at once. The men are required to all wait to do it at the exact same time. The girl is required to love it. If she is a genuine Surrey Girl, she will.
Joe: What you do last weekend?
Mike: I went to a Surrey baptism and came on this slut!
Joe: Were there at least 30 guys there?
Mike: Yes.
by IcePic April 28, 2012
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baptista

The person who is in charge or rolling the joint, blunt, or packing the bowl.
Guy1: I just got some more ganja ,who wants to be the baptista
Guy2: I'll do it man, I just picked up some new rolling papers
by Ninja_Star_23 May 21, 2017
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batuil

This name belongs to only the best and sweetest females you will ever know or meet
Kris: Hey batuil wassup
Batuil: nm just chillin watching bobs burgers
Kris: lucky
by InfanityMan October 17, 2017
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Baptemal

U absolute fucking baptemal
by Conor, Oisin, Jack October 27, 2019
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