When a woman inadvertently gives birth directly into a seldom-emptied, diarrhea-splattered porta potty.
Joaquin is messed up in the head. Probably has to do with the fact that he received a Traditional Mexican Baptism when he was born.
by MinMax123 July 12, 2022
by MdoubleT December 26, 2023
I loved Ebon’s story of his Chicago Baptism, as told on Late Night with Seth Meyers on June 19th 2024.
by ms2023 June 21, 2024
To accidentally sit in a seat, wet with SOMETHING, on the CTA. Do it once, and you’ll never do it again.
by Chicago Zym June 27, 2024
I found a hornets nest on the trailer, so I ran inside and grabbed my Oxygen Torch.
They weren't expecting that Baptism by Fire!
They weren't expecting that Baptism by Fire!
by Derram_Desangue August 13, 2019
by Autisticular Cancer January 23, 2025
A communist baptism is the act of taking viagra and repeatedly dunking your balls in a warm glass of goat milk. As your Nana takes a sip of her morning tea, you run over and stretch your milk soaked sack over the bridge of her nose so each testicle covers one eye. You then take her tea, chug it, and run for the hills. Hence leaving her thirsty and alone with a forehead dripping of disappointment so heinous only a communist penal colony could understand.
“Hey brother have you seen Nana lately?!”
“In fact I have, I gave her a communist baptism Monday morning and she hasn’t been the same since!”
“In fact I have, I gave her a communist baptism Monday morning and she hasn’t been the same since!”
by Belk Merelk December 27, 2023