Ballisticphalicaphobia

Ballisticphalicaphobia
The Fear of getting shot in the Dick.

I refuse to carry Aiwb (Appendix Carry) , I have a serious case of Ballisticphalicaphobia.

" So I hear Carlitos has a serious case of Ballisticphalicaphobia."

"No wonder why he is always mexi packen at 3 oclock. "

by Nycityman July 29, 2019

ballaricks

a word usually contained within incoheirent intoxicated banter with absolutely no particular meaning, associated heavily with Lambert, MT

"Shutup you ballaricks!"
Ah...ballaricks that sucks

by -Lj- May 24, 2006

Ballast tanks

When your balls expand from absorbing too much water from sitting in the bath too long.

I was taking a bath, and I mustve dozed off, because when I looked down, I had ballast tanks.

by Bojojo June 16, 2011

ballsicle

A frozen testicle.

Also used sometimes instead of balls.

F*ck it's so cold, I have ballsicles!

That sucks ballsicles man!

by merpderpdeep November 16, 2011

Baleestical

A categorization of explosive that makes a "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" sound after being detonated, and makes people, other living beings, or inanimate objects explode in an upwards manner, as if being propelled. This makes it seem as if the victim is screaming in delight although in reality they most likely die instantly or are experiencing extreme pain upon their upward propulsion. The term was first coined by famous hockey player and internationally recognized terrorist Matthew Savoie after witnessing a particularity scary grenade being detonated in the toiletries section of a bed, bath and beyond. Only later would he realize that the explosion it was a pit bull having explosive diarrhea while puncturing a chew toy and the upwardly propelled victim of the explosion was simply a junkie who had a massive spring lodged deep in his anus and was bouncing around like Tigger , the fictional tiger character who is known to bounce around.

Soldier 1: I'm gonna throw this baleestical grenade into the enemy trench!
Soldier 2: Watch out for the flying excrement!

by PlumpyTortoise October 16, 2019

balistic

absolutely bat shit, like feral.

my dad was being a crabass and went balistic on me for not doing the dishes.

by goawaypls February 16, 2021

Balistic

An Incredibly Scottish mini-mod who was the creator of the FNG Sims Group.

He is also a ratio merchant and is an excellent Junior Mod, and one day will be a great mod for the TheOfficialFNG Discord Server soon.

"ratio"

-Balistic, June 30, 2021, after he ratioed someone complaining about ratios

by FreshTrimNiranIsLife July 11, 2021