baldilocs

Nickname for someone that is going bald

Lupe asked "Who's hair is all over the ground?" David answered "Oh, that's Timmy ' s hair."
Well tell baldilocs to sweep it up!!!!

by fallujah_dave May 15, 2014

balloon nipple

the weird shitty knotty thingie that is at the bottom of your balloon

"Can you grab my balloon nipple?"
"That is one fine balloon nipple"

by balloonnipple1234 August 23, 2016

bailot

The act of texting your fellow employees, friends, bosses or clients that you will be unable to make it into work.

Can also refer to just being late or leaving early from work, appointments, Training etc.

Hey man, i think I have to bailot on you today. I don’t really have an excuse other than my schedule can’t accomodate me being there.

Person 1: Did you hear that Steve pulled a fucking bailot today?

Person 2: Doesn’t surprise me.

by LadyBitz November 9, 2018

Bailout

Whenever a person runs away from a good time.

Quit being such a bailout, just go with the flow.

by The Space Goat February 15, 2021

Ballock

When one wants to say "ball" and "bollocks" at the same time

Oh Ballock!

by gumbrack January 3, 2023

tied ballon

The wrinkled skin around your anus.

Did you see that slut's anus? It looked just like a tied ballon.

by EH of HB December 11, 2007

Gravy balloon

When you take the skin off a piece of KFC chicken and fill it with gravy. Proceed to twist the skin as to form a small balloon with the gravy on the inside. Drop that bitch into your mouth.

Dude, I haven't had a solid shit since we did all those gravy balloons lat week.

by Tuckeye Breath July 12, 2010