When a pedophile is thrown into prison and is tortured by having his testicles stretched and tied into a knot before he is stabbed repeatedly and the prisoners proceed to use the newly made orifices are used for sexual gratification while simultaneously the pedophile is force fed his own fecal matter
by Unfortunatemutt December 06, 2019
A sexual position where the male's placement is behind a woman with his penis in her vagina. During sexual intercourse, the woman is suspended from the ceiling by a bungee cord noose around her neck.
This is mostly for females with a fetish for auto-erotic asphyxiation. As the man pulls the female towards his pelvic region, she is robbed of air as shock waves of pleasure annihilate her brain.
This is mostly for females with a fetish for auto-erotic asphyxiation. As the man pulls the female towards his pelvic region, she is robbed of air as shock waves of pleasure annihilate her brain.
The Backwards Kamikaze is the best way to have a pleasurable near-death experience. Tell your girlfriend.
by T-Deck and South Westy Steve July 24, 2009
A Backwards Houdini is when you spit on a chicks back so she thinks you came, and then when she turns around and you explode in her face!
by dDoctor April 13, 2010
The life-changing act of taking a shit while backwards on the toilet. In order to accomplish this feat, one must remove their pants and undergarments and mount the toilet while facing it.
I decided to change things up for my morning dump today, so I went for the Backwards Nancy. That Backwards Nancy changed my whole outlook on life!
by Dr. Keith Stone September 26, 2010
A haircut invented and worn by a kid named lucas hansen. He invented it years ago. It never changes. Some believe that it doesn't grow because it is always the same. Long in the front, short in the back, and sideways on the sides.
by welcometoreality September 26, 2009
by Joe March 20, 2003
by Thatsnotahandle! March 18, 2016