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backwards toupee

a backwards toupee is when you shove your ass up somebody elses ass or your own ass
taking your butt cheeck and putting it in your asshole or somebody elses asshole hense would you happen to want to where my backwards toupee
by dothead July 27, 2012
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backwards girl

A girl that paves her own path and refuses to follow others.
The backwards girl refused to do today what she could put off until tomorrow.
by Austay May 16, 2018
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Backwards Kamikaze

A sexual position where the male's placement is behind a woman with his penis in her vagina. During sexual intercourse, the woman is suspended from the ceiling by a bungee cord noose around her neck.

This is mostly for females with a fetish for auto-erotic asphyxiation. As the man pulls the female towards his pelvic region, she is robbed of air as shock waves of pleasure annihilate her brain.
The Backwards Kamikaze is the best way to have a pleasurable near-death experience. Tell your girlfriend.
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Backwards Nancy

The life-changing act of taking a shit while backwards on the toilet. In order to accomplish this feat, one must remove their pants and undergarments and mount the toilet while facing it.
I decided to change things up for my morning dump today, so I went for the Backwards Nancy. That Backwards Nancy changed my whole outlook on life!
by Dr. Keith Stone September 26, 2010
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Backwards mullet

A haircut invented and worn by a kid named lucas hansen. He invented it years ago. It never changes. Some believe that it doesn't grow because it is always the same. Long in the front, short in the back, and sideways on the sides.
Dude whats up with Lucas's haircut?
O thats a backwards mullet, hes always had it.
by welcometoreality September 26, 2009
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ass-backwards

adj. - wrong, abnormal, negatively unique, against the norm (the norm owns mee)
Why do anything the normal way when we can do it ass-backwards?
by Joe March 20, 2003
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fall backwards

to fall backwards means to have lots of pleasure aka sex
I will fall backwards onto her to get some sex.
by Thatsnotahandle! July 20, 2016
mugGet the fall backwardsmug.

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