Backdoor Pirate

noun:

1. A pirate whose preferred method of pillaging is though the backdoor.

2. Someone who engages in the giving of anal sex.

3. A common name for a hypothetical homosexual piece of pornography. However there is no evidence to suggest that there is either a movie or a magazine which has the words "Backdoor Pirate" anywhere in it.

#1:
Rodion: "I am a backdoor pirate."

Sarah: "Eeek!"

#2:
Joey: "HAahah I bet your dad stars in Backdoor Pirates 7!"

Rodion: "You fucktard...there's no such thing!"

by Argonak April 12, 2008

backdoor woman

A woman who engages in anal sex. It may refer simply to a woman who 'takes it in the ass', or it may refer to a woman who prefers it 'in the ass'. The distinction is contextual. Not to be confused with a backdoor man, who sleeps with married women.

I never have to worry about the rag with her; she's a backdoor woman.

by Der Golem January 26, 2010

Backdoor Bandit

an asshole fucker

shes a strap-on backdoor bandit.

by 8===D~~(_(_) April 28, 2003

Backdoor Batman

The act of "greek" intercourse with a lady, during which you shoot her parents.

known in england as an inbound injustice.

"I shall have my revenge! Donald gave me a Backdoor Batman last night and I demand justice!"

Giraffe 1
"got all messed up on bath salts last night and gave my girl a Backdoor Batman."

Giraffe 2
"What the hell!? Why were her parents in the room?"

by My fear of clowns holding pies August 19, 2012

backdoor bandits

One or a group of persons who jump someone and proceed to stick their penis in that persons anal cavity

Jeff: Man you look like hell.
Steve: I got jumped by a gang of backdoor bandits.
Jeff: Oh that's why your not sitting down

by elliot April 6, 2005

Backdoor Boys

The true, secret name of the Backstreet Boys. Considering that Behind The Music That Sucks has already outed them as a band of merry pretenders, there isn't much more to say. But, I will anyway. There is nothing wrong with homosexuality, per say, but one should not masquerade a bunch of prepubescent little pillow-biters as a heterosexual pop band with talent. They should let everyone know how little talent they have.

Yuck, I saw the Backdoor Boys on TRL, and BOY were they talentless!

by Mikey G September 11, 2003

Backdoor Bobcat

Whilst having intercourse with a girl from behind you insert three fingers from each hand into the girls rectum and wipe the fecal matter onto her face in a "whisker-like" fashion thus making her look like a bobcat.

Sherry was giving me some sass so I told her a backdoor bobcat was in order. Sherry never sassed me again.

by epiphone850 January 18, 2009