not the baby daddy dance 

The dance that black and white males do when they realize they are not the daddy of a baby from a whore they slept with twice. This can often be seen on the Maury show when a paternity test is taken. Often the mother says she is 125% sure to 250% the baby is his, but then is shut down as the man performs the baby daddy dance.

Maury: you are not the father
Man: ahhh damn wacth me dance this one out
woman:its lying its not true i was 200% shore

" djew see that guy bust that not the baby daddy dance? yeah he played that one right out.

not the baby daddy dance by purplestickypunch88 May 24, 2007

Deadbeat baby daddy

A male who you are not in a relationship with but provided you his sperm to produce a child he doesn't help you take care of.

Yea girl I asked this deadbeat baby daddy of mines for a few dollars for his child and he gon say he aint got it. Nigga never got no money when it comes to these kids.

Deadbeat baby daddy by Riri D January 19, 2017

Russian baby daddy roulette

When a female has sex with multiple partners who all wear condoms, but she only pokes a hole in one of them and mixes them up before distributing.

So I had Coors Light guy, Heineken guy and Guinness guy over last night and we played Russian baby daddy roulette.

Russian baby daddy roulette by The Maneater February 13, 2012

dead beat baby daddy  

loser, sperm donor, jerk who doesnt pay child supprt, still lives with mother, does not work..

i wanted to buy my son a new dresser, but my dead beat baby daddy hasnt paid no money for child support in a year and im deadddd broke!!! aint got no money for extra crap

dead beat baby daddy by Robin e berry January 20, 2009

Dead beat baby daddy 

The guy you were with but he cheats on you while youre pregnant, and now doesnt buy anything for your child, and only cares about his new girlfriend. He can't get or keep a job because he is a lazy pos. He treated you like shit most of your relationship and now he is treating you even worse cause he knows you can't beat his ass or his new skanky girlfriends while your pregnant.

"Did you hear what trevor did, he cheated on hannah" "no way what a dead beat baby daddy

Dead beat baby daddy by braxtonsmom April 20, 2012

bum baby daddy/cheating husband 

: doesn't work much, puts women and other things before his child, couldn't support his wife during the marriage, parents had to pay down payment on car while she was pregnant so she could get to the Dr., never loved her, used her for ass, continues to blame his failure of a life on everyone else, still doesn't support the cheated on wife who takes care of his son, always expected her parents to pay the bills he didn't feel like paying, and wrecked not only his marriage but another.

My husband is a bum and also the father of my son, he cheats and spends money on everything and everyone besides him. He is now my ex. Sleeps with everyone and fails to do anything asked. He is a bum baby daddy/cheating husband.

bum baby daddy/cheating husband by abold1995 July 7, 2017

dead beat baby daddy  

loser, sperm donor, jerk who doesnt pay child supprt, still lives with mother, does not work..

i wanted to buy my son a new dresser, but my dead beat baby daddy hasnt paid no money for child support in a year and im deadddd broke!!! aint got no money for extra crap

dead beat baby daddy by Robin Berry January 20, 2009