I DONE SOILED MY BRITCHES

To poop your pants

Homer Simpson said I DONE SOILED MY BRITCHES

by Bill Bill April 11, 2018

I done wet my britches

To become overwhelmed by something most improbable.

Good gosh almighty, that comeback was so incredible I done wet my britches.

by Esteban Smarinetti September 03, 2008

Cat's Fur To Make Kitten's Britches

1. Whatever you want it to mean
2. Pointlessness.

Papa: Eat your food.
Eric: Why?
Papa: Cat's fur to make Kitten's britches, that's why!

by Eric A. S. August 16, 2005

mall-walking britches

A pair of pants that are naturally saggy and fall to the ankles when the person wearing them begins to move in any way.

That boy over yonder needs to pull up his mall-walking britches.

by Sgt. Sticky June 05, 2023

Sunday britches

A non-vulgar way of saying son of a bitch. When used in spoken English, it sounds like you're saying "sons-a-bitches!"

Wife: Honey, I forgot to pay the water bill again.
Husband: Sunday Britches, woman! Now they gonna go and cut off the water..... again!"

by BDOG47 October 09, 2019

Sharting my britches

When you are
1. scared to death
2. Pooping your pants
3. overly excited

that scared me so much, I was so close to Sharting my britches

by kassideeIsbetter February 19, 2023

Ginger britches

What your mom calls you when she's already called you all your siblings names and can't think of yours OR what you call someone when you can't think of their name (in fun)

Todd! Jodie! Donnalee! Rollie! Oh, ginger britches, come do the dishes!

by Hooligan52 April 05, 2024