A solemn promise to refrain from Absinthe ingestion to prevent the ear-severing, cubo-witticisms (or worse) that would inherently bloom. It is vowed as follows:
"I, (state your name), do hereby pledge to practice absinth-tinence by remaining absinth-tinent from Absinthe. Since Absinthe incidents in many instances induce incipient syn(es)thetic inspiration and sinsister synthetic insistence on sin, I sincerely insist I will be absent from instances of Absinthe ingestion, this instant.”
"I, (state your name), do hereby pledge to practice absinth-tinence by remaining absinth-tinent from Absinthe. Since Absinthe incidents in many instances induce incipient syn(es)thetic inspiration and sinsister synthetic insistence on sin, I sincerely insist I will be absent from instances of Absinthe ingestion, this instant.”
After completing the Absinthe ritual several times over with newly-made friends from Argentina, Quebec City and Gainesville, Florida (state your name) shot to his feet and bolted toward the waterfront and a club on the pier of beautiful Barcelona, in search of adventure. Little did he realise, he would end up having his balls grabbed by that dirty Spaniard Frank, leaning in for a kiss or something, all after inviting (state your name) back to his apartment to wait for his "hot journalist friends in little skirts" that didn't end up meeting him at the club. Waking up at his hostel late in the afternoon, (state your name)'s face was pale green-opalescent white like the colour of Absinthe mixed with water.
In hindsight, the Colbert Absinthe-tinence Pledge would have made a helluva lot of sense.
In hindsight, the Colbert Absinthe-tinence Pledge would have made a helluva lot of sense.
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In 1346 the Queen of France had an estranged daughter named Aylinn who used to kill men after they courted her and would eventually take possessions of not only their fortunes but also their land and family heirlooms.
by Phoenix Orange February 23, 2010
Get the Aylinn mug.Referred to as "the green fairy" due to it's green coloring. Used by many famous authors and artists including Hemingway, Wilde, and Picasso. Causes hallucination and severe drunkenness. Traditionally taken with a cube of sugar and an absinthe spoon but you should drink it any way you can get it down. Very strong.
by Allie March 28, 2005
Get the absinthe mug.When one male of a large size with the nick name " Big Engine" is unexspectant of foul action that is coming at him , and his agressor "Matt" taticaly get's infront of Big Engine' face and " Bare Ass Farts" while farting spreads his ass cheeks open and makes contact with the Big Engine's head or face with a strong chance of fecies flying from Matt's ass and landing on the engine.
While watching the Sheild Matt backed his bare ass up and spread his cheeks and assed the engine. This is called
" Assin The Engine"
" Assin The Engine"
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Get the Absin mug.One of the nicest person's you'll ever meet in your entire life. She's funny and always in a good mood. She is really good at countering roasts. She is beautiful and all guys want her attention. She really cares about her friends, if something is wrong she will cheer you up again. She will definetely brighten up your day with her smile. She also has a really good sense of humor. Overall Aylin's are one of the best friends! They are also loyal.
Person A: Have you seen that girl she is so gorgeous.
Person B: Yes that's Aylin and she definetely is gorgeous!
Person B: Yes that's Aylin and she definetely is gorgeous!
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her name is adysin
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